Anti-Genie V.1

Unread post by **Lilith** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:22 pm

Granted, but your shirt is now uncomfortable.

I wish could save lives,

SukuCat · Unread post by **SukuCat** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:04 pm

Granted, but any lives you save will always be severely incapacitated and will never have a good life again.

I wish pitbulls were legal everywhere.

Unread post by **Lilith** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:06 pm

Granted, but then cats become illegal everywhere.

I wish I could get some nice ice cream.

Unread post by **Oblivion** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:08 pm

Granted but you drop it after your first bite.

I wish my tablet was fully charged.

Unread post by **Lilith** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:44 pm

Granted, but it drops from 100 to 0

I wish I could finish she binge watching RWBY

Unread post by **Lexi** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:39 pm

Granted, but its in a different language with no subtitles

I wish it was 60°F outside

Unread post by **Lilith** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:50 pm

Granted, but it’s -20 °F inside every building

I wish I could make world peace

Unread post by **Lexi** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:53 pm

Granted, but every human is extinct. World peace ^w^

I wish I had more skill at driving

Unread post by **Oblivion** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:38 pm

Granted but you can only drive once a year to one place.

I wish I could reach the other end of the rainbow.

Eve · Unread post by **Eve** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:03 pm

Granted but all there is on the other end is miles of blazing hot desert.

I wish the day was longer