Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

[Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV]

it came from spain. its parents are actually italian.but the stain grew up in spain and then decided to move to your shirt.
why am i thirtsy

[Lilith]

Because you haven’t drank enough carrot juice today.

Why do people have to shower?

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Because they get dehydrated if there isn't enough water poured over their skin

What is the purpose of bones?

[gabrielle]

they’re only there so your muscles don’t get lonely

who is my soulmate?

[Misty]

Alladin, I ship you two so hard :')

Why do I keep going on SF instead of writing?

[Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV]

because i am on shiba face. and you want to copy me.of course.
why am i bored

[gabrielle]

because you’re not at the mysterious party bird party where party birds go to party

why do blankets seem to trap heat, but not cold air?

[Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV]

because blankets have an ivisble and small sign that says: 'COLD AIR DO NOT ENTER'
why is the living room called a living room?

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Because on average across the world, the least amount of people have died in a living room than any other room

What is the true meaning of the word "hippopotamus"?

[Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV]

it's kinda like a hippo,but it was wings; also,it's usually a blue thing.
what's a cat?