1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

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Unread post by Misty » Fri May 03, 2019 9:16 am

49. Sing Choo Choo go with a friend (both of you dressed up like Peeta and Katniss) and have 10-15 friends dressed up in Peacekeeper outfits sing along at the chorus
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Unread post by Red » Fri May 03, 2019 12:56 pm

50. Take whipped cream, go to the game aisle and open up pieface. Play yourself or use it on people that walk by

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Unread post by lioyote » Sat May 04, 2019 2:51 am

51. Throw mayonnaise at people
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52. Open and eat the dog food

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Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:18 am

53. pour olive oil all over the flour and when the staff stop you,insist that you're making a salad
tzatzikitheleg on chickensmoothie! have a great day!
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Unread post by gabrielle » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:05 pm

54. try on 54 coats at once and scream at children
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:36 pm

55. pour ketchup on your head while shouting the song careless whisper.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:16 am

56. Run up to a group of children and scream while pointing at the fragile stuff (idk) "FREE SHAVCADO OVER THERE GUYS! GO GET IT!"
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Unread post by gabrielle » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:58 pm

57. finger paint the backyardigans on the floor
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Unread post by Doggos_on_Mars » Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:35 pm

58) Switch all the price tags with smiley faces written in crayon
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