1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

gabrielle · Unread post by **gabrielle** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:33 pm

39. launch live birds with slingshots like you’re playing angry birds

Website · Unread post by **Sylveonsweetie987** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:15 pm

40. Use a magnet to fry the checkout computer thingies

Unread post by **Misty** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:16 pm

41. Open every. single. bag of skittles, run up to random people, shove skittles in their mouth and say 'taste the rainbow!"

Website · Unread post by **Sylveonsweetie987** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:28 pm

42. Lie on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like it's a bed

gabrielle · Unread post by **gabrielle** » Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:37 pm

43. switch all of the names on the aisle signs and move all of the stock to different shelves

Unread post by **lioyote** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:46 am

44. Pour every box of cereal on the ground and make snow angels

Unread post by **Red** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:32 am

45- Sing like buddy the elf, preferably outside of christmas season

Unread post by **lioyote** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:41 am

46. Throw all the TVs on the ground and hit them with sledgehammers

sunshine lollipops · Unread post by **sunshine lollipops** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:27 am

47. call everyone chicken nuggets, and calling the staff mega nuggets

Unread post by **Red** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:23 pm

48 - unpackage red light sabers and cookies and go around convincing people to join the dark side