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by Red » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:40 pm
>>Gym 1
All this prep. It is time. Time for an epic battle. Time to immortalize Oli on the rock gym plaque. This is gonna be- oh, wait. Nevermind. Guess all that happened here was Boots just bitch slapping everyone continuously. So much for a challenge. Moving on, past the maze of a mountain (Seriously, how many mazes you guys? I made enough of an idiot of myself back in that damn forest). On my way there I caught a Speary (welcome, Jeff. Oh, you're a girl? Suck it. You're Jeff.) And of course a Zubat. What else did you expect from that mountain? He, of course, got named Edward. Any guesses why? Finally, upon reaching Cerulean City I remembered I could run! Oli ran and ran and ran right into the bridge where I didn't mean to. That's okay, just turn back and- ah, poop. It's POOP. Can't run from this one. Everything was going quite smoothly. That is, until the dweeb brought out his squirtle. The thing massacred two thirds of my party. Once I finally rid of that ugly blue blob I easily defeated the rest of his measly party. "My pokemon are all really smart!" yeah, ok POOP, you goddamn nerds. Listen guys, I'm claiming this battle as a misclick and I'm not going to not treat the deaths as permanent. Chill? Of course you're chill with it. It's my playthrough, not yours. Moving on now. I got past the bridge and easily defeated the 5 people on it. Sadly I was given no option to join team rocket and exploit the loosers of Kanto for a quick buck. Where's my forbidden playthrough, gamefreak? Whatever. At least now I can catch a new mon here and- a Pidgey. Great. Welcome to the team, Vok. As things are looking right now, unless I catch something good in the next area I'm pretty much screwed for Misty's gym.
(art? maybe updated here later. im lazy)
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