Shibaface

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 3:51 am**

Granted but it's a kiddie pool and has a hole in it

I wish I had friends

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 4:40 pm**

granted, but they are zombies that are trying to kill you.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 5:03 pm**

Granted, but its a food you are allergic to

I wish unicorns were real

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:01 am**

granted, but they don't look like unicorns at all and they do nothing but eat and poo

i wish i ruled the world and everyone who denied me gets shot

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:42 am**

Granted, but then you shoot somebody and they duck and the bullet bounces off the wall and hits you

I wish I was in the HTTYD universe

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:30 pm**

granted, but you are just a tree in it

I wish I could code

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:24 am**

granted, but you'll have to use it only for hacking large companies (and most likely getting arrested)

i wish no one could ever whine again

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:22 am**

granted but every time they feel like crying they are closer to death
i wish for pizza

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 4:56 pm**

granted but it's full of pineapples

i wish my cockatiels would have some babies :>

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:16 am**

Granted, but unfortunately they are extremely sickly and probably won't make it (and they keep you up all night)

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