1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:09 am

59.
point at someone and shout "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM"
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Unread post by gabrielle » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:46 pm

60. eat all of the copy paper supply
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Unread post by Misty » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:33 am

61. Walk in with a pug in a pot and hand it to a cashier
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

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62.fall asleep on the shop's floor
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Unread post by gabrielle » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:45 pm

63. repeatedly jump on top of the sleeping person on the shop’s floor
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:58 pm

64. Print out ads for Shibaface and hand them and a Shiba Inu puppy to every customer you come across
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Unread post by Doggos_on_Mars » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:14 am

65) Sneeze. A lot. Really loudly. On people. On products. On food.
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Unread post by gabrielle » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:56 am

66) set every employee’s hair on fire
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by snorton » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:58 pm

67 ask a soccer player if he's able to drop kick you out of there

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Unread post by lioyote » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:13 pm

68 throw eggs on the floor and slide around
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