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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Blu » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:35 pm

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- yell at people while being pushed in a shopping cart
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Lexi » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:02 pm

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Race your shopping cart through the aisles one by one while yelling VROOOOM VROOOOOOM
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Lilith » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:04 am

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Open up all the containers of whip cream and shoot them at employee’s faces.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Lexi » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:37 pm

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Clean each aisle carefully with all the soap in the store
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Doggos_on_Mars » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:45 pm

15. Sneak in when the store is closed and pour water all over the store. Turn down the thermostat to have it freeze and go ice skating
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Oblivion » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:35 pm

16. Demand a refund for a pickle, over and over. >:3 (stupid but effective)
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Doggos_on_Mars » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:23 am

17. Stand at the door in a Target uniform and refuse to let anyone under 6'0 in the store
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:26 am

18. Go to ever fruit/veggie aisle and for every single one scream "ITS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ITS A BANANANA NEXT TO A BANANANA!" or whatever the fruit/veggie is (and pronounce it oddly) at the top of your lungs
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Lilith » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:28 am

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Scream about your life problems while knocking down all the items and displays.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:57 pm

No.20
Scream the ABC song while pouring tomato soup on the isles
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