What's your alibi? v.1

Unread post by **Red** » Mon May 13, 2019 5:03 am

Just running around her and there while holding this memory erasing pen from men in black.

My headphones are missing- what's your allibi?

Unread post by **Misty** » Thu May 23, 2019 9:36 am

I have no reason to steal headphones, I have my own!

Somebody stole my sleep! Where were you around 10:30 pm last night?

Unread post by **Red** » Fri May 24, 2019 2:49 am

Sleeping

I lost my hairbrush- what's your allibi?

Unread post by **Doggos_on_Mars** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:53 pm

I couldn't have stolen it, I was polishing my comb collection

At 7:03 PM last night, somebody turned off the dryer! What were you doing then?

gabrielle · Unread post by **gabrielle** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:16 am

setting up a clothesline like a true gangster

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me! what were you doing when the years started coming?

Unread post by **Lilith** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:38 am

I was too busy being an All-Star.

Someone stole my math textbook? Where were you last Thursday?

Unread post by **Doggos_on_Mars** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:57 pm

I was shredding some history textbooks, couldn't have been me

At 6:56 tonight, someone messed up the subtitles on this TV show. What were you doing?

tabby · Unread post by **tabby** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:34 pm

Unread post by **Red** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:24 pm

I was in the school bathroom, totally not sitting in said ship. What ship?

My hot dog is gone! Was it you?

Unread post by **lioyote** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:05 pm

I was eating a definitely not your hot dog

Were did my other shoe go?