Anti-Genie V.1

[Lilith]

I’ll corrupt IV’s wish, as Zoe didn’t leave one.

Granted, but she dies the following day. (Sorry!)

I wish I could get one of my books published.

[Oblivion]

Granted but no one will enjoy it. (Good luck though, hopefully it'll happen eventually!)

I wish I enjoyed roller coasters more.

[Misty]

Granted, but you only enjoy the really boring ones so your friends rarely want to go with you

I wish I had a border collie

[Candy]

Granted, but he will be very agressive and not like you ^^'

I wish I was an amazing artist

[Misty]

Granted, but nobody likes the style you draw in

I wish I could swim with dolphins

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Granted, but your bathing suit falls off when you're swimming with them

I wish my sock didn't have a hole in it

[gabrielle]

granted, but now there’s a hole in your heart ;(

i wish i had somebody to talk to late at night (or at all)

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Granted, but now you have too many people to talk to and you can never choose which person to talk to

I wish I could pet my puppy all day long every day (and please don't corrupt it by killing him, thank you)

[gabrielle]

granted, but now he’s dead he slobbers all over you when you touch him

i wish i had a second cat

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Granted, but your new cat always meows loudly at the most inconvenient times

I wish I didn't have part of a song stuck in my head