Anti-Genie V.1

[Lilith]

Granted, but you can only teleport to a public bathroom in the middle of Death Valley, the hottest desert in the U.S.

I wish I could meet Carry Always.

[gabrielle]

granted, but they're actually a creepy 60 year old man in disguise

i wish i could have some candy

[Oblivion]

Granted but it will expired by three years and you'll get very sick.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Eve]

Granted but now you have a disease

I wish I could act

[Misty]

Granted, but you always are acting like a character and never yourself does that make sense?

I wish I had a unicorn

[Oblivion]

Granted but it's a just a mini statue.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

[Sylveonsweetie987]

Granted but you'll have endless roleplaying parties after you.

I wish for the touchpad on my computer to work again.

[nightwing]

Granted, but your computer decides to die 1 hour later.

I wish i had a pet cat.

[Misty]

Granted, but it hates you and everyone alive and always scratches and meows really REALLY loudly, except for the person you despise, the cat loves that person.

I wish I could have a dragon

[Oblivion]

Granted but it will eat you in one day.

I wish I could shapeshift.