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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:35 pm
by Blu
11
- yell at people while being pushed in a shopping cart
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:02 pm
by Lexi
12.
Race your shopping cart through the aisles one by one while yelling VROOOOM VROOOOOOM
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:04 am
by Lilith
13
Open up all the containers of whip cream and shoot them at employee’s faces.
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:37 pm
by Lexi
14.
Clean each aisle carefully with all the soap in the store
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:45 pm
by Doggos_on_Mars
15. Sneak in when the store is closed and pour water all over the store. Turn down the thermostat to have it freeze and go ice skating
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:35 pm
by Oblivion
16. Demand a refund for a pickle, over and over. >:3 (stupid but effective)
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:23 am
by Doggos_on_Mars
17. Stand at the door in a Target uniform and refuse to let anyone under 6'0 in the store
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:26 am
by Misty
18. Go to ever fruit/veggie aisle and for every single one scream "ITS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ITS A BANANANA NEXT TO A BANANANA!" or whatever the fruit/veggie is (and pronounce it oddly) at the top of your lungs
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:28 am
by Lilith
19.
Scream about your life problems while knocking down all the items and displays.
Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:57 pm
by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV
No.20
Scream the ABC song while pouring tomato soup on the isles