Anti-Genie V.1

[Eve]

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granted, but it disappears for days on end whenever you touch it.

i wish for new shoes

[HedaFox]

Granted but they get ruined within a day

I wish to be a singer

[мσσηℓιgнт]

Granted, but you can never sing in front of people.

I wish i had a corgi

[bubbletiger]

granted, but they're fat and lazy and drool on you

I wish I had paint tool sai.

[Eve]

granted but there is no pen pressure and none of the pen or vector tools work

i wish i had a tv

[bubbletiger]

Granted, but the only channel is just static noise.

I wish I had a laptop of my own

[Vesper]

• Granted, but it is infested with malware.
  
  I wish to be a shapeshifter.

[Eve]

granted but you can only shift into insects for a few minutes at a time

i wish i could sing

[Vesper]

• Granted, but only in a pitch that humans cannot hear.
  
  I wish for a packet of chips.

[Doggos_on_Mars]

Granted, but it happens to be a packet of poker chips containing two chips

I wish I could draw well