1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Oblivion » Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:01 pm

21. Race around the store in laps in shopping carts, throwing stuff out of it to hit the opponents.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:11 pm

22. Pour paint on other people without asking them,if they ask you to leave proceed to pour glitter on them.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Meeko » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:16 pm

23. Run around with a shopping cart while smashing into things.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:44 am

11. Sing Baby Shark except replace Baby Shark with "Target Sucks" and get your friends and neighbors to join in
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Cas » Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:32 am

24.
Smash all the TVs in the electronic department using the toys in the toy department.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Streamsoffire » Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:43 pm

25. Open up all the chip bags and start eating them
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:18 pm

26. Grab any type of shark related item, throw them at people while screaming BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Cas » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:34 pm

27. Take the roller skates out and start skating around the store while breaking all the fragile stuff.
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Leafy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:01 am

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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by dog » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:09 pm

29. steal the announcement speaker thingy and blast baby shark
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