1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by gabrielle » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:33 pm

39. launch live birds with slingshots like you’re playing angry birds
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Sylveonsweetie987 » Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:15 pm

40. Use a magnet to fry the checkout computer thingies
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Misty » Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:16 pm

41. Open every. single. bag of skittles, run up to random people, shove skittles in their mouth and say 'taste the rainbow!"
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Sylveonsweetie987 » Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:28 pm

42. Lie on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like it's a bed
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by gabrielle » Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:37 pm

43. switch all of the names on the aisle signs and move all of the stock to different shelves
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by lioyote » Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:46 am

44. Pour every box of cereal on the ground and make snow angels
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Red » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:32 am

45- Sing like buddy the elf, preferably outside of christmas season

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Unread post by lioyote » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:41 am

46. Throw all the TVs on the ground and hit them with sledgehammers
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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by sunshine lollipops » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:27 am

47. call everyone chicken nuggets, and calling the staff mega nuggets
im actually so sorry for being so annoying 5 years ago i was a small child acting a different age.. T_T hmu on discord if you remember me! my user is borinqq

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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Unread post by Red » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:23 pm

48 - unpackage red light sabers and cookies and go around convincing people to join the dark side

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