Shibaface

Adopting a puppy

Somebody stole my money I was going to use to buy my MP3 player! Where were you yesterday, at 4:00 pm?

ah, i was inventing the mp4 player.

someone dyed my spacesuit pink! where were you on the day of the first moon landing?

i was too busy dyeing some random guy's spacesuit green.

my apple has fallen from the tree and now newton is making incredulous theories about how it didn't fall on his head! what were you doing, 25 December 1642?

I was picking oranges, I swear.

Someone stole my colony of James town! Where were you on January 1st, 1607?

i was cooking dinner for my husband alongside my 12 children

someone stole all of the aztec’s treasures! where were you on august 13, 1521?

Looking for a pawn shop!

Somebody stole my confidence! Where were you May 18th, 2018?

Looking for my own confidence, I swear! I’m still looking!

Someone invented Algerbra, which led to the suffering of millions! Where were you during the invention of Algerbra?

Crying my eyes out when I heard it was being made

Somebody invented math in general which lately has caused me to groan in mental pain when I realize how many years of school I still have, where were you yesterday at 9:35 a.m?

I as brushing my dog, I swear?

I realized that one of my Icecreams went missing! Where were you this evening at 4:00 pm?