Shibaface

it came from spain. its parents are actually italian.but the stain grew up in spain and then decided to move to your shirt.
why am i thirtsy

Because you haven’t drank enough carrot juice today.

Why do people have to shower?

Because they get dehydrated if there isn't enough water poured over their skin

What is the purpose of bones?

they’re only there so your muscles don’t get lonely

who is my soulmate?

Alladin, I ship you two so hard :')

Why do I keep going on SF instead of writing?

because i am on shiba face. and you want to copy me.of course.
why am i bored

because you’re not at the mysterious party bird party where party birds go to party

why do blankets seem to trap heat, but not cold air?

because blankets have an ivisble and small sign that says: 'COLD AIR DO NOT ENTER'
why is the living room called a living room?

Because on average across the world, the least amount of people have died in a living room than any other room

What is the true meaning of the word "hippopotamus"?

it's kinda like a hippo,but it was wings; also,it's usually a blue thing.
what's a cat?