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Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Misty » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:22 am

Person 1 wrote:Why does it rain?
Person 2 wrote:Because the clouds get sad and cry
Why do potatoes travel faster then deer?
Person 3 wrote: Oh deer, people always ask me that question >.< Because potatoes are magic duhh
Why is grass green?
Because it pukes every time you step on it
Why can birds fly?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Cas » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:59 am

Because they can’t walk.

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Oblivion » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:45 pm

Because it doesn't rain.

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Doggos_on_Mars » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:47 pm

Because human have skin and you have skin

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by gabrielle » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:25 pm

because their hair gives you happy chemicals

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Cas » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:20 pm

Because you sleep to much.

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Sylveonsweetie987 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:19 am

They obviously don't want to. Maybe they're scared of you.

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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Misty » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:10 am

Because if they were other animals (such as squid, starfishes obviously, and other sea creatures) would try to play dot to dot.

How do starfish breath? or.. live, because they don't breath oxygen.. I.. don't think.
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Tzatziki Cfnmpah IV » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:04 pm

They breath through their ears.basic biology,yuh...?
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Re: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer,

Unread post by Sylveonsweetie987 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:48 pm

You ate a sad particle on accident. Look carefully at your food next time.

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