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Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:33 pm
by gabrielle
39. launch live birds with slingshots like you’re playing angry birds

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:15 pm
by Sylveonsweetie987
40. Use a magnet to fry the checkout computer thingies

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:16 pm
by Misty
41. Open every. single. bag of skittles, run up to random people, shove skittles in their mouth and say 'taste the rainbow!"

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:28 pm
by Sylveonsweetie987
42. Lie on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like it's a bed

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:37 pm
by gabrielle
43. switch all of the names on the aisle signs and move all of the stock to different shelves

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:46 am
by lioyote
44. Pour every box of cereal on the ground and make snow angels

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:32 am
by Red
45- Sing like buddy the elf, preferably outside of christmas season


Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:41 am
by lioyote
46. Throw all the TVs on the ground and hit them with sledgehammers

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:27 am
by sunshine lollipops
47. call everyone chicken nuggets, and calling the staff mega nuggets

Re: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Target

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:23 pm
by Red
48 - unpackage red light sabers and cookies and go around convincing people to join the dark side